What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow because women (and men) who have to know ALL the actions of their partners can be considered borderline crazy. For this one though, remember that this is a trick question. How will a woman know exactly where her husband is every night unless she has already buried him.

This makes her a widow because she already knows that the man is buried in the cemetery. If the person was created, then the person’s ashes will be somewhere safe and definitely somewhere that the wife knows. She cannot be a stalker because even stalkers can be outsmarted.